Ask Jessica

This section is where you, my fans, can ask me anything you want. If you are lucky, I’ll even post your question here for everyone to see.



What is your new single Teck Teck Tonic about?

Well the song is really about Peace Love Unity and Respect and having a f(#*&$g amazing time.

cats or dogs?

Both lol I have 2 great danes zowie and magic and a chinese crested named wonton. I also have a persian red kitty named chewbacca and a siamese named yoda.

Where do your song lyrics come from?

From my experience with life and my views and realities.

How many tattoos do you have?

I think I counted 17..

Do you plan on getting anymore?

Yes I do!

Does cum in your eye hurt?

Yes it does! And it taste gross. I hate facials.... Golden showers all the way!!

What’s your favorite activity in your off time?

It would be karaoke ! I love karaoke I would go every day if I could! My favorite song to sing is Hunger strike by Temple of the dog, I may not be good at it but its fun!

What was your favorite concert of all time??

It would diffidently be the Chris Cornell concert I attended in the summer of 2008! I am a huge Chris Cornell fan. I joined his fan club and would get notices for shows and shit. Well there was a notice to win tickets to his show and to meet him! I entered the contest, I kept praying to god every day asking him if I could please win. One night I was checking my emails after playing second life. It was a letter informing me that I had won! I screamed so loud and ran throughout my whole house. My roommate thought that I was being killed or something lol... So anyway I was able to bring a friend along.. I was so excited to see him perform and to meet him.. I took a shit load of photos and drank a shit load of tequila.. Anyway I don't remember meeting him lol but I did manage to get them to autograph my arm and I did manage to get it tattooed on me for life... I will never regret any of it...

Carpets match the drapes?

Sometimes...   I like to color them to match :)

Whats the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

I was on my way to a blind date and I had to poop really bad! I got lost when I got off the freeway and almost pooped in my pants! there was a blanket in my car so I pulled my pants down and pooped in the blanket. I wiped my ass with the blanket and threw it out of the car.. I finally found the restaurant and I valet my car.. I kept smelling shit the whole dinner date, I finally excused my self to the restroom. I looked in the mirror and there was a shit smeared down my whole leg on my light blue jeans...I got a paper towel and tried to clean it but it smeared more! I had to leave the restaurant so I made up a excuse and left in a hurry. When the valet guy brought my car you could tell something was wrong! I went to get in the car and there was a shit stain on the seat that was thick and smelly... So that was pretty embarrassing DAM I wish I still had that blanket it was so comfy...

What was your excuse that you used to leave the dinner date?

Lol I think I said my parents wanted me home cause I didn't do my chores something lame like that...

What was the first song you wrote?

A song called things that blow! I was really upset cause this guy I was dating broke up with me. I really liked him a lot. He broke up with me cause I scared him in bed. I asked him to choke me and spank me and slap me around. He found that disturbing.... So I got drunk and wrote things that blow...

8 Responses to Ask Jessica

  1. Kati says:

    Who is your favorite friend? =)

  2. Chanda says:

    I am just starting in music now. I want to be famous someday like you. Any suggestions?

    I love Mr Tuggles too. lol

    • Jessica Shores says:

      You should continue what you are doing. Keep Doing what you love! Never give up!!! Where there’s a will there’s a way!!!

  3. Paul Marsh says:

    Have you ever been too drunk to perform?

    • Jessica Shores says:

      Yes I have actually. I had a performance at the Aqua Lounge in Beverly Hills, CA and I was nervous so I decided to drink a bottle of tequila before I performed on stage. I was so drunk when I got there! I went on stage during someone else’s set and started singing to the audience about my ex boyfriend and how he never fucked me in the ass. I don’t know why I was singing that because I never even wanted him to do that. So after I got off stage I fell on a table full of drinks and was carried out of the club and my heels were missing. I left them in the club. I was so embarrassed the next day because somebody put it on YouTube. I asked them to remove it kindly and they did, thank goodness.

  4. Dick Grady says:

    When can I get on that?

  5. Gracy says:

    When are you gonna release a album!!?? Or music video?!!?!!?!!

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