Whats the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

I was on my way to a blind date and I had to poop really bad! I got lost when I got off the freeway and almost pooped in my pants! there was a blanket in my car so I pulled my pants down and pooped in the blanket. I wiped my ass with the blanket and threw it out of the car.. I finally found the restaurant and I valet my car.. I kept smelling shit the whole dinner date, I finally excused my self to the restroom. I looked in the mirror and there was a shit smeared down my whole leg on my light blue jeans…I got a paper towel and tried to clean it but it smeared more! I had to leave the restaurant so I made up a excuse and left in a hurry. When the valet guy brought my car you could tell something was wrong! I went to get in the car and there was a shit stain on the seat that was thick and smelly… So that was pretty embarrassing DAM I wish I still had that blanket it was so comfy…

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